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Slow the &$!# Down

Feb 27 2012 Published by under Blogging, MFA in Creative Writing

The fun part about the Master of Fine Arts program is that you hear fun, profanity-laced catch phrases. This semester I’ve been introduced to “Make shit up” as a technique for fiction; “That shit better be true” as the barometer for non-fiction; and “Slow the fuck down” as it relates to the writing process.

Slow. The fuck. Down.

Apparently there is a school writing, pre-dating the blogosphere, where the words are considered art and not “content.” Where writers pour over text for days, months, weeks, and years; tweaking, editing, scrapping entire manuscripts and starting over, before even an editor (let alone an audience) can get a peek at what they are working on. The late David Foster Wallace said in the 1990s that television had produced a kind of lazy reader. One who didn’t want to do the mental work that came with slow reading of texts. With the lazy reader came the lazy writer, who produced solely for the sake of consumption, abandoning the art in favor of easy entertainment.

I wonder what Wallace would have to say about the blog and social media culture.

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Fiction Friday: Grammar Lesson

Oct 07 2011 Published by under Fiction, MFA in Creative Writing

I wanted to share some of what I’m working on in school in today’s post. Enjoy! – SBG

“Don’t take no shit off none of those girls, Kyra,” Aunt Neeta warned.

Kyra’s gaze was fixed on the mob of teenagers flooding into Central High School. She would be late for class if she didn’t hurry. “I know, Aunt Neeta, I know.”

“I’m serious.” Neeta’s tone was grave. “You let somebody think they can disrespect you, they’ll do for the next four years just cuz they know they can. One of those lil heffas comes at you wrong, beat the brakes off her ass. You understand me?”

This wasn’t a casual warning. Her aunt wouldn’t let her out of the car until she was sure they were on the same page. Kyra turned in her seat to face Neeta’s raised brow and stern expression. “Yes ma’am.”

Neeta smiled. “Good. You got your bus pass to get the shop after school, right?”

“Yup.”

“Alright. Have a good first day of school, baby.”

Kyra made it to sixth period English without incident.

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School Daze: How the F*&! Did I Get Here?

Maybe you’re all dying to know how I’m doing in school. Maybe you’d prefer I hush up about the books and talk about the fun stuff, like boys.

Either way, today’s post answers the question: So how is grad school, SBG?

Overwhelming. Not so much the workload, but the environment. Book learning has always come naturally to me, but this level of reading and analysis is new. I’m a fan of reading, I have been since I was five years old, but this game of reading novels with a critical eye? Is for the fucking birds. I’m accustomed to reading purely for entertainment, so I find myself frustrated and angry when I’m in the middle of some “classic” work and it bores me to tears.

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School Daze

Of course it’s too much. You can sleep after you graduate. – One of my grad school professors.

Saturday morning I attended the student orientation for the Northeast Ohio Master of Fine Arts program (also known as the NEO MFA.) My first official day of class is next Wednesday, when I start the Fiction Workshop that will be my sole class of my first semester.

I was concerned the night before that I’d be shy and awkward in a room full of writers. In my mind, I created a scenario where everyone would be an academian with perfect English, and I’d be the little quiet black girl five years removed from the classroom who occasionally slipped into a hybrid of hip-hop and Twitter slang.

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