Business & Percentages

It’s come to my attention over the last few months that a handful of readers make a practice of reading between the lines of my posts. I get it. We live in the information age where surface knowledge of a thing is never enough. It’s not enough to read my most intimate thoughts (which I obviously don’t mind, otherwise I wouldn’t share them), you also have to know the who/what/when/where/why. Continue reading

Seven Random Questions

I like these random questions posts. Mostly because as a little girl, I dreamed of being famous and answering them makes me feel like I’m being interviewed. They also work well for lazy posts when I want to post, but don’t necessarily want to write. (That totally makes sense in my head). I found these at 50 Random Questions Tag on It’s Lander. Randomness for your reading entertainment:

One. Who would you throw into the Bermuda Triangle?
Um. This is petty and mad passive aggressive, but someone low-key shitted on my birthday week. While I’m over it now, that’s the person who most recently pissed me off. They’d get tossed.

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A Requiem for Year 30

Remember when I turned 30 last year? When I waxed poetic about the lessons I’d learned in my 20s and how I looked forward to life with more confidence, (and thanks to my new gig) more money, and more adventure?

Do you want to know what 30 had to say that?

That’s not how it works. That’s not how any of this works.

Do you know what 30 was?

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